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Rush Hour
1998 film · 4 reviews
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
2006 film · 4 reviews
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Thing · 5 reviews
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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
2026 film · 4 reviews
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Project Hail Mary
2026 film · 3 reviews
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2026 film · 4 reviews
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Recent reviews
My Darling Clementine 1946 film
Shane
75
This review contains spoilers.
Great visuals, great characters, subpar story.
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Rush Hour 2 2001 film
Sushi
55
This review contains spoilers.
The Latina woman had two very big
eyes
1 day ago
Rush Hour 1998 film
This review contains spoilers.
I liked the part where Jackie gives a local greeting at a bar
1 day ago
No Country for Old Men 2007 film
Ben
95
This review contains spoilers.
Extremely interesting thriller, you never know when Anton will show up. Both characters have extreme wit and smarts which make their interactions amazing. The sheriff following just behind the two is also really interesting to see the aftermath
3 days ago
What's Going On 1971 album
Sushi
80
This review contains spoilers.
Dead basic lyrics but incredible instrumentation. Pretty much as authentically Motown as it gets.
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The Mandalorian And Grogu 2026 film
Shane
40
This review contains spoilers.
mandalorian and rotta the hut have a lot of sexual tension
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Animals 1977 album
Sushi
90
This review contains spoilers.
If you like long Pink Floyd instrumentals, this album is basically heaven.
4 days ago
Astro Boy 2009 film
Sushi
30
This review contains spoilers.
For some reason this movie tries to have a political message, but it doesn't work at all with the story. Most of the characters are one-sided and annoying.
4 days ago
Flow 2024 film
Shane
90
This review contains spoilers.
One of my favorite animated movies. Simple yet complex. Chill yet constantly moving. Cute yet spellbindingly beautiful. I have some small story issues and sometimes the animation looks a bit off, but those problems don’t really matter to me while I watch the movie. Stop watching crappy worthless animated slop like The Wild Robot and watch some real stuff like this.
4 days ago
Thriller 1982 album
Shane
80
This review contains spoilers.
Baby Be Mine and The Lady In My Life aren’t as solid as the rest of the songs. Aside from that the album has some flow issues and MJ’s lyricism doesn’t have much of a voice. Definitely catchy and fun throughout but I did not emotionally connect with anything outside of the lyrics of Billie Jean and Human Nature (which are probably my favorite tracks).
1 week ago
Stand! 1969 album
Shane
65
This review contains spoilers.
Blends jazz and rock way better than those hacks Steely Dan and Frank Zappa.
1 week ago
Rush Hour 1998 film
Shane
50
This review contains spoilers.
They might become friends in the end
1 week ago
Rush Hour 1998 film
Sushi
60
This review contains spoilers.
Jackie Chan's acrobatics make the action scenes worth seeing. Otherwise, pretty basic.
1 week ago
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