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My Darling Clementine 1946 film

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Great visuals, great characters, subpar story.

14 hours ago

Rush Hour 2 2001 film

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The Latina woman had two very big

eyes

1 day ago

Rush Hour 1998 film

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I liked the part where Jackie gives a local greeting at a bar

1 day ago

No Country for Old Men 2007 film

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Extremely interesting thriller, you never know when Anton will show up. Both characters have extreme wit and smarts which make their interactions amazing. The sheriff following just behind the two is also really interesting to see the aftermath

3 days ago

What's Going On 1971 album

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Dead basic lyrics but incredible instrumentation. Pretty much as authentically Motown as it gets.

3 days ago

The Mandalorian And Grogu 2026 film

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mandalorian and rotta the hut have a lot of sexual tension

4 days ago

Animals 1977 album

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If you like long Pink Floyd instrumentals, this album is basically heaven.

4 days ago

Astro Boy 2009 film

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For some reason this movie tries to have a political message, but it doesn't work at all with the story. Most of the characters are one-sided and annoying.

4 days ago

Flow 2024 film

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One of my favorite animated movies. Simple yet complex. Chill yet constantly moving. Cute yet spellbindingly beautiful. I have some small story issues and sometimes the animation looks a bit off, but those problems don’t really matter to me while I watch the movie. Stop watching crappy worthless animated slop like The Wild Robot and watch some real stuff like this.

4 days ago

Thriller 1982 album

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Baby Be Mine and The Lady In My Life aren’t as solid as the rest of the songs. Aside from that the album has some flow issues and MJ’s lyricism doesn’t have much of a voice. Definitely catchy and fun throughout but I did not emotionally connect with anything outside of the lyrics of Billie Jean and Human Nature (which are probably my favorite tracks).

1 week ago

Stand! 1969 album

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Blends jazz and rock way better than those hacks Steely Dan and Frank Zappa.

1 week ago

Rush Hour 1998 film

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They might become friends in the end

1 week ago

Rush Hour 1998 film

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Jackie Chan's acrobatics make the action scenes worth seeing. Otherwise, pretty basic.

1 week ago

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